Field Report: Female Edition Part 6ish

:D
Okay, so today as mentioned I've already been on my game in the aquisition of two new spinner rings for free,

And tonight I was supposed to perform improv comedy at a bar downtown.

No friends could go see me as they all suck.

W/e. I do improv for me, not for anyone else.

Tonight was to be our Halloween Show, so I went as Sandra-Dee with poodle skirt, bobby socks, white sneakers, curly hair in pony tail w/ handkercheif, and horn-rimmed glasses.

Under that, I had on black leggings and a black low cut tank top and brought heels and a leather jacket and red patent headband in a seperate bag... with the intention of changing suddenly into "Bad Sandy" while people were giving out suggestions that i would have to later guess.

Well. Turns out I get to the bar and this bar is PACKED.... not in the good way to do comedy. I meet with the others... we decide we can't compete with the crowd as they are drunk college kids who don't want to watch improv (trust me on this)

So... we re-schedule for next week, and the guys in the group moan about not seeing "bad sandy"... and I look like a complete idiot in my get-up, (however I have a good excuse) so I decide to change into Bad Sandy as the outfit is a perfectly normal (did I mention hot?) look on me.

Only until after our show is officially cancelled do I realize what is actually going on...

It's a UB LAW STUDENT PARTY.

I'm Cute.
I'm Fun.
I'm Hot.

I'm in a room full of eligible 1,2, and 3L's....

*Let the FUN begin!*



I approach a 2 set of bigger guys sitting in what would have been our audience and joke with them about how their night is going and how they ruined my night I introduced myself as Fun... and NO ONE forgot my name! :D

banter about how my sister went to UB, and met her BF through the UB Law NYC program... banter banter...

Then, I tried out a new skill I hadn't before... and anytime someone new passes our group the guys know I tell them not to be rude and they introduce me to their friends... I introduce them to my friends as they pass by etc.

Another new skill... integrating kino for guys with Livestrong bracelets...

"I'm an EMT and when we were taught about DNR's (Do not resuscitate orders) we were told about something awful/crazy that happened in florida.... you see, people out there that are under DNR orders wore yellow bracelets (kino) like this... and then ambulance crews didn't save them!"

Embellish as needed.

So I'm working the group fairly well, but I realize I'm not getting the targets I want... so I get up to go get a drink and I ask this friend of one of my comedian friends if he wants anything and he's like yeah... get me one of these... in a kind of assholish way

(he was just pissed I wasn't paying much attention to me such to the point he brought in another girl to our group and attempted to make me jealous..... Don't these bit*ches know I'm BETTER than them? *grin*)

So I say sure.... give me 3 bucks (cost of beer) and he looks STUNNED.... now... unless you are from the UK and use concepts of "rounds"..... this does not happen to mr. money pretty boy... and he's like... w/e I'll meet you up there then.

So I get my drink and meander, taking in the baseball game the hot law guys behind me are REALLY into. go back to the original group for a bit, then head back out where one of the guys from the original group has been standing since the game came on and then I start talking to his tall friend. Original friend introduces me as Fun (bravo & Luch, have I said thank you again recently? It's such a kick-ass name! Works like a charm)!


I learn he
-Is Taller than me in heels
-Is cute
-Lived in Florida (only my fav vacation spot)
-He hates southern bells (I know how NOT to be one... dumb broads +banter)
-He was once engrossed in this game, but now he is mirroring me facing me directly, direct eyecontact listening to what I say (as if the game going on and those around us no longer exist)
-He studied in Cambridge... (le sigh!)
-He's a 1L

Learning from my mistakes and desire not to wait around for a guy to make the first call, I grab out my phone and simply say,

I've got to get going... here... give me your number.

I pretty much demanded it... and he complied in the good way... making jokes about his name... how he would've asked for mine but his phone is dead...

I give him my card

Fun gets her # close do da... do da...

*happy dance*

Out of the corner of my eye I see it's the 8th inning so I tell him I've gotta be going, (so he could watch the game, and so I could make a DHV exit)

Haha... oh, and on my way out.... I see rich boy's is chatting up the holla-back girl he brought in to replace me... (I laugh on the inside, because while he was cute... he was an asshole. meh heh heh. AND he was talking to me first, but he didn't like competition with the other boys... couldn't handle it I suppose haha.)

*Now.... I did think about moving the target... but he was there watching the game (aside from when I was talking to him:D ) But I also didn't know where to move him to... I don't smoke, and the coffee shops were closed... Hmmm...

I end with a hug, should've had him peck me on the cheek. *mental forehead slap*

What now pets?


~Fun