Best and Worst Openers

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Permalink Reply by Gnostos on March 13, 2009 at 10:16pm

This one is from the Mormons in Utah. I wanted to hit the guy that used it: Hey wanna hold the priesthood? (he holds out his arms)
What would you say to a little f***?

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Permalink Reply by DeCosenza on April 28, 2009 at 7:44pm

How about "who do you think would win in a fight, captain kirk or han solo?

This has worked for me and it doesnt even matter if they know who they are, because honestly, ive used it a bunch and at least half the time they dont. If they say kirk, make fun of her for choosing a lame captain, if they choose han, make fun of her for liking a guy with a sheepdog for a sidekick. Either way, you can playfully neg her to get her smiling. If the girl says she doesnt know who they are you can also playfully neg her for being dumb, lol.

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Permalink Reply by tarafriend on May 29, 2009 at 1:17am

Can I buy you a drink? I guess it has reached that point when using it make you look like an A**hole.

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Permalink Reply by _PLAY_ on July 11, 2009 at 12:08am

PUA: Hey stranger! :)
Target: Huh, oh hey.... do we know each other ?
PUA: (My Generic Response)- No! Thats why I sad hey stranger, duh! Why do I look familiar cos you kinda do. There's something about you I can't quite put my finger on what though.
Target: Embarassment / Laughing :P
PUA: Oh hey while of got you here -( routine stack)

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Permalink Reply by Eric Rose on July 28, 2009 at 3:14am

ask for directions to a place close by...
if she knows, dhv spike- while you sum up why you are going there
if she doesn't know, "do you know where -we- are at? I'm trying to meet a friend and I'm running a little late."




worst... "what's up"

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Permalink Reply by Vitamin D on December 2, 2009 at 5:12pm

Saw this in a movie. Trying to figure the best time to use it. Def. not as a first line:

I know who you've been looking for.
I know you haven't found her yet.
You're looking for the woman you thought you'd be by now.
If you look close, you'll find her in my eyes.

What do you guys think?

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Permalink Reply by Vitamin D on December 9, 2009 at 10:06am

Ok, so I put the lime in the coconut. What do I do now?

If the girl knows the song, she'll get a kick out of it.

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Permalink Reply by Gnostos on December 13, 2009 at 7:54pm

I've been trying this one out recently. I actually picked it up from an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer of all places. I call it "the stare". In the episode Dracula manages to disarm and seduce Buffy into nearly making her his slave. So I thought that it might actually work in real life. Basically what you do is get eye contact but look through her into her soul. Listen to everything she has to say then tell her to do something specific and simple like move her hair or put her drink down. Interrupting her is actually a good thing. Never break eye contact, and maintain a very calm and powerful composure. I tried it out one day at school to a few random people and it held about a 70 percent effective rate. It still needs some fine tuning, but it seems to work well. As a caution, this can easily come off as creepy if not calibrated properly both in intent and time.

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