Best and Worst Openers

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Permalink Reply by jinn on July 12, 2008 at 12:32pm

Hi, I'm picking up chicks. or Guys, I just met this girl here, but she only speaks French. Do either of you speak French? I really need a translator! But the best opener is in you! :-)

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Permalink Reply by Austin on August 19, 2008 at 8:53pm

i speak french bro,
C'est la premiere fois que voys venez ici.
translation: is this ur first time here?
then jus tak it from there...

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Permalink Reply by Austin on August 19, 2008 at 8:55pm

Did you see those two girls fighting outside?
only failed me once @ a fasion show, hahaha... i guess it depends on the enviroment

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Permalink Reply by John on September 28, 2008 at 12:01pm

Good opener for bachelorette parties........So you guys order a stripper yet? Cus if not I'm ready to go right now for ya(of course you have to say it with a smile on your face while unbuttoning a button or two on your shirt...and after you say it you have to pretend to roll off) every time I have done it one of the girls grabs me when I am rolling off

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Permalink Reply by JUSTINcredible on September 29, 2008 at 12:09pm

-OMG! Its YOU!
(smile enthusiastically)
Robin right? Katie? How do I know you?
You look like one of my kid sister's friends.

Well gotta get going but check this...
(stack)

-modified fight outside opener
Hey guys real quick did you guys notice alot of cops on the way here? ha..The weirdest thing.
..well I gotta get back to my buddies but On the way over here my friend Jen noticed this girl who got pulled over. Funny thing was she was yelling at the female bike cop from inside the car.
Next thing you know the girl was dragged out of the car by the cop and they started to go at it. It was so weird that my friend Jen nearly ran her Beemer into the car infront of us, who was also watching.
lol I bet shes a fun date.

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Permalink Reply by PickUpTara on September 29, 2008 at 3:03pm

Ha haaaa! Holy moly that's some intricate shite Mr. Incredible : )!!!

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Permalink Reply by DeCosenza on July 18, 2009 at 8:53pm

Ive used a variation of the name thing...Just go up to a random chick and say "Mildred! I havent seen you in forever!" I love using the name Mildred because its playfully insulting....the next in the game is up to you, but youve got her slightly negged and open in communication after the opener

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Permalink Reply by Fun on September 29, 2008 at 6:50pm

Best:

Do you think it's easier to break a girlfriend away from a boyfriend or a boyfriend away from a girlfriend?

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Permalink Reply by Rucker on October 13, 2008 at 11:21am

Forgot about this one!

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Permalink Reply by Lyu on September 30, 2008 at 4:20am

The best openers depends on the situation are:

1. Hey, you have stepped on my foot!

2. Stop! (pause) Your button came unbuttoned (on the coat).

3. What a pity, that there are so many people in a subway. In fact oxygen is not enough for us, and we breathe carbonic acid. And who, interestingly, will treat our lungs? How do you think?

4. When talk with someone by phone and see a girl, simply walk up and say: «Explain to my friend, where I am now». (means you got lost)

5. Don’t look at me in such way! What a vulgar look! Stop undressing me! Do you think, I did not notice?

6. I will sit down near... if you will not, certainly, attach yourself to me?

7. Hello. I pleased your legs so much, that I decided to name them. I will name one «Christmas», and other «New Year». By the way, could I see you between holidays?

8. Hello. You are such strict. Are you a director of company? Because you look sure and evidently, that you know what you do. Do you think people are afraid of you, so therefore they do not begin to speak with you?

9. Hello! You know, I noticed something in you that most fellows don’t love in women, but I like it very much, I appreciate it in girls...

10. It’s a very beautiful jacket. I saw such on the exhibition of fashions in Paris. Evidently, that you understand style. Wait a moment, on my opinion, it does not suit you? Or is it an optical illusion?

11. What a beautiful hair style... Is it real?

12. What a cool sweater, looks like my grandfather’s one from the front after Second World War...


The worst opener is: Could I meet you?

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Permalink Reply by NOTORIOUS MOZART_CEO OF MDAC on September 30, 2008 at 11:09pm

fav. opener!! does my friend here look like a drug dealer?.. *wing needed*
other openers..
taxi opener= walk up and say you wouldnt happen to kno how to get a taxi around here?..*body rock* when she answers.. yes/no go this place really isnt ALL its kept up to be.. you guys dont even seem to be having fun.. **neg** use the your nose wiggles when you speak, has anyone ever told you that.. normally works sometimes you get the "girl code" like "does my nose really wiggle"?.. and then use the girl code routine.. "what was that?.. you guys must really be good friends.. you have that girl code thing down packed.. i couldnt even try that with my buddies they dont get it.. what kind of shampoo do you use?.. stop dont even say i dont care.. but did you see that you guys are good... **use your material from this point on.. i aint holdin your hands all the way now lol**

another.. gay pride.. do you guys believe in gay pride?..
another... dressing up dogs.. do you guys think its animal cruelty to dress up dogs?..
another... nice shoes or nice hair.. whats the first thing you notice in a guy? nice shoes or nice hair?..

i got more im just tired long day at work il post more up sometime 2morrow...

l8er guys have fun..

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Permalink Reply by forge on October 3, 2008 at 3:04pm

ok guys it's october my favorite month of the year????

best opener for this month period!!!! espically for clubs/concerts/bars where people are drinking and the energy is high

hey you know what this month it is???
girl: shrugs shoulders
national breast cancer awareness month, have you been checked?
her: most of the time; no?
would you like to be? (usally at this point my hands get placed on her boobs)
how about now? smile when you say it and be fun about it. have never had it fail me

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